Fashion Statement: Sneakers and Swim Jammers

So as Z says "Mom why are we always late" ... gee son I don't know maybe it was because I was trying  talk to the new VP while while trying to speed 80 over 60 and get to school on time or was it simply because the forces of nature were against me .. so breathe a little and I say to him because i was stuck in traffic (the life saver statement)

But it still remains I am late so I get him to change in the car, only to realise i forgot his slippers, ok never mind shoes are good, but we are still late so i drop him at the door, and i get his shirt off so here he is the cute sight bare chested, swim jammers, swim cap, googles on the head and flippers in his hand .. and just to finish the touch socks and shoes on his feet... running across so he can make it to the swim.. Now i would have quietly snuck off to park my car if only the ever smart perfect "I have all the time to care about my kids mom" did not give me the look and wait a min she laughed at me and said "Now I am seen it all" .. Ok Ms. smarty pants maybe since you have seen it all can you just shut eye and walk off. .... sigh maybe this is one of the days I say "And I have just had about it "